by Anne Gallagher

Never take clean socks for granted
Make your bed every morning
Never buy college textbooks. Do people still go to college?
Wipe front to back
Eat your lab grown vegetables
Call your mother
Call your representatives
Go on walks
Go on walks and do your best to avoid falling flaming branches (if you even still have
trees)
Flossing is really important. It’s not lame to floss.
Try not to panic about the future, you’re probably not going to have one anyway so why
freak out about it now?
Give yourself an hour a day to read, draw, or write
Rising sea levels provide fantastic waves for body surfing. Or normal surfing. Whatever
floats your boat!
Florida is gone-- get over it.
So is California. You can mourn that one a little. But not too much.
The past is the past! Try not to be too angry with your great grandparents for placing
wealth over you or your spawn’s well being-- maybe you would have done the same.
Organize
Collaborate
Yell, scream, and or cry cry cry about the injustice of it all.
Gather some friends and storm some politician’s palatial mansion-- torches optional but
definitely encouraged.
Learn to dance in the acid rain